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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #420 on: July 31, 2018, 05:09:21 AM »
I find talking to my family in person works better vs emails

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #421 on: July 31, 2018, 02:58:58 PM »
Does DDMS count?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #422 on: July 31, 2018, 03:08:42 PM »
Does DDMS count?https://www.dansdeals.com/airfare-deals/international-flights/united-fly-nonstop-round-trip-london-los-angeles-292-kids-394-adults/
wrong thread

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #423 on: July 31, 2018, 03:09:54 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #424 on: July 31, 2018, 03:19:18 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #425 on: July 31, 2018, 03:21:48 PM »


But itís definitely not a great one liner

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #426 on: July 31, 2018, 11:18:22 PM »
That's typically the point of Alcoholics Anonymous
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #427 on: July 31, 2018, 11:20:51 PM »
being banned from the FF program might be worse then being banned from the airline.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #428 on: July 31, 2018, 11:56:01 PM »
2 in one day. sweet

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #429 on: July 31, 2018, 11:58:48 PM »
2 in one day. sweet
Was going to link your profile here instead of a specific post.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #430 on: August 01, 2018, 05:25:41 PM »
Is this one here yet?



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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #431 on: August 01, 2018, 05:32:42 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #432 on: August 14, 2018, 10:36:09 AM »
Or better yet just let us complainers complain.  :)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #433 on: August 15, 2018, 12:21:38 PM »
Office of DD is walking on Collins ave right now :D

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #434 on: August 24, 2018, 09:16:21 AM »
(I know, would be the saddest use of human brain cell ever recorded, but nevertheless)

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #435 on: August 29, 2018, 06:28:48 AM »
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #436 on: August 30, 2018, 09:09:29 AM »
We paly these games to get around the T&C's. Then when we get caught we cry like babies. Take the hit and just move on.
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #437 on: September 04, 2018, 04:01:19 PM »
Even if it's not a scam it's still a scam.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #438 on: September 25, 2018, 01:56:25 PM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #439 on: November 05, 2018, 04:41:35 PM »
Employment is only one factor out of many that effects unemployment.

I'm not who you think I am.