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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #440 on: November 20, 2018, 04:11:20 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #441 on: November 25, 2018, 11:56:11 AM »
The originators of fake news before fake news was cool.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #442 on: November 25, 2018, 12:06:48 PM »
And again, you are ignoring the main point that they deliberately slandered Jews to cover their @$$€$. AND IT WORKED! Imagine any other airline or company doing that to any other minority?! I mean twitter couldn't buy enough bandwith to handle the outrage. And you want people to be appreciative of that?!

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #443 on: December 30, 2018, 08:53:32 AM »
I think this can be boiled down to when people don't use their brain when deciding whether to reply or reply all. The vast majority of this thread boils down to people not using their brain regarding various different things.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #444 on: July 28, 2019, 07:42:06 PM »
That's because the type of people that would do it are the same type of people that don't know that it's in Parshas Pinchas...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #445 on: August 07, 2019, 10:41:31 PM »
Which is worse, DMV, or flying frontier?
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« Reply #446 on: September 25, 2019, 11:15:02 AM »
If I knew how to predict the future I'd be retired by now.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #447 on: November 19, 2019, 07:34:42 AM »
Better uncommon sense than common nonsense.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #448 on: December 04, 2019, 07:42:23 PM »
... I ain't dropping no mint choc chip for some tushy cream.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #449 on: December 05, 2019, 12:16:52 AM »


Of course not, if that's his flavor of choice, he already has the tushy cream in his cone

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #450 on: December 05, 2019, 12:17:27 AM »
Mint chocolate chip is the parev cholent of ice creams

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #451 on: December 05, 2019, 12:23:30 AM »
Mint chocolate chip is the parev cholent of ice creams
Mint chocolate chip is toothpaste, just with pits.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #452 on: December 05, 2019, 12:32:28 AM »
Of course not, if that's his flavor of choice, he already has the tushy cream in his cone
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #453 on: December 05, 2019, 07:25:29 AM »
Mint chocolate chip is toothpaste, just with pits.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #454 on: December 05, 2019, 04:50:52 PM »
Mint chocolate chip is the parev cholent of ice creams

I see you've never tasted Baskin Robbins mint chocolate chip.
TBF almost all brands make a very crappy version esp. when they put in rock-hard chips.
BR puts little scraps of chocolate and it's delicious.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #455 on: December 05, 2019, 04:59:44 PM »


I see you've never tasted Baskin Robbins mint chocolate chip.

You are correct.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #456 on: December 05, 2019, 05:11:26 PM »
I see you've never tasted Baskin Robbins mint chocolate chip.
TBF almost all brands make a very crappy version esp. when they put in rock-hard chips.
BR puts little scraps of chocolate and it's delicious.
I've been searching for that term since I first saw the post about Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream and just could come up with it. I was thinking of using the term shavings, but that's not it, scraps probably defines it better.

I too have never tasted BR and doubt I ever will. Many years ago did have a mint ice cream with "chocolate scraps". That is the only right way to do it, can't put big pieces or chips in there.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #457 on: December 05, 2019, 05:14:15 PM »
I'm just gonna put this little tidbit here for ya'll https://www.graeters.com/mint-chocolate-chip
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #458 on: December 05, 2019, 05:14:32 PM »
I've been searching for that term since I first saw the post about Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream and just could come up with it. I was thinking of using the term shavings, but that's not it, scraps probably defines it better.

I too have never tasted BR and doubt I ever will. Many years ago did have a mint ice cream with "chocolate scraps". That is the only right way to do it, can't put big pieces or chips in there.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #459 on: December 05, 2019, 05:32:34 PM »
I'm waiting to see how they would transcribe " Halo halo halo vus husdi du deleted, vus husdi duu deleted"
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