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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #520 on: November 17, 2021, 12:09:52 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #521 on: November 21, 2021, 12:04:51 AM »
I've voted Trump second term but I haven't become a redneck, Kyle is not my hero and Faucci is not my devil. I didn't buy the whole package.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #522 on: November 21, 2021, 12:39:49 AM »
How would you know? :P
A member just talked about how we are not experts in some of the subjects we post about. This is not the case here. This is my expertise!!!  :)
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #523 on: December 21, 2021, 10:47:53 AM »
Ignore those DDFers.  They're just a bunch of anti-snaxxers.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #524 on: December 28, 2021, 01:40:01 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #525 on: March 15, 2022, 01:09:59 AM »
I love this term

some great DDF thinkers

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #526 on: June 23, 2022, 11:11:03 PM »
And if you want disgusting, our bungalow colony kiddush used to have matjas herring with honey mustard, fried onions on herring in wine sauce, herring without the fish, etc.etc.

My wife slathers her gefilte fish in KRM jalapeņo dip.
Herring without the fish, isn't that red herring?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #527 on: July 03, 2022, 03:26:05 PM »
The only ones who should be telling others about a 5th chelek of SA are ones who know the original 4. Otherwise it is simply "what feels good to me"

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #528 on: July 12, 2022, 12:45:41 AM »
and you'll just sigh.  How could he know?  He's not a DDFer.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #529 on: August 05, 2022, 12:26:41 AM »
Good thing this conversation isn't in random posts for non meshgenurs because Alex Jones doesn't belong there.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #530 on: August 29, 2022, 08:51:57 AM »
No money to travel when I have time, no time to travel when I have money. :(

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #531 on: September 06, 2022, 09:39:56 AM »
Is what comes out of one's mouth less important than what goes in?!?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #532 on: September 06, 2022, 03:58:36 PM »
This thread is a goldmine for one liners. I can't keep up with them all.
I don't know why people are being deliberately dense here...
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #533 on: September 06, 2022, 04:04:00 PM »
The hits just keep on coming!
@YitzyS is probably curious why everyone is referring to him by just his initials.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #534 on: September 07, 2022, 03:06:22 PM »
The hits just keep on coming!
I can wear this one out.
C'mon man. You have always been honest in your debates until now.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #535 on: September 08, 2022, 02:52:59 PM »
Yes. It is lip service so they don't have to act.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #536 on: September 08, 2022, 09:28:42 PM »
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Also known as a bug bounty program
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« Reply #537 on: September 18, 2022, 01:40:50 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #538 on: September 23, 2022, 01:53:32 PM »
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #539 on: December 25, 2022, 01:35:24 PM »
I'm already the laughingstock of DDF
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