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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #540 on: April 26, 2023, 03:44:07 PM »
I've done colonoscopy prep that pulled less out of my @$$ than this post.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #541 on: April 26, 2023, 04:46:28 PM »

Literally just came here to post that.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #542 on: July 13, 2023, 07:49:16 AM »
it's a pity you need to first make the coffee and then drink it. If you were able to drink the coffee and then make it, all would be right with the world.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #543 on: August 30, 2023, 12:06:40 AM »
A man should happily give up his family in order for his ex-wife to create a second family.

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #544 on: September 25, 2023, 10:57:48 PM »
Prime Video should have never been bundled in the first place. Lower the price back to $99 and offer Prime Video as an upsell.
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #545 on: September 26, 2023, 05:44:23 AM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #546 on: October 19, 2023, 12:07:07 PM »
Isn’t it ironic that Gaza is running out of everything except rockets
"Let them eat rockets"
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #547 on: October 19, 2023, 10:14:52 PM »
What does "Never Again" mean to frum people who use that term?
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #548 on: October 19, 2023, 10:41:37 PM »

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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #550 on: January 09, 2024, 03:00:28 PM »
You need to invoke your pintele TimT
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #551 on: January 11, 2024, 05:20:43 AM »
Duplicate account violations are like missing taillights. Only get a ticket for it if you are speeding too
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #552 on: January 16, 2024, 11:44:16 AM »
Every topic needs 3 threads, 1 in GD, another in JS, & a 3rd in politics. :)
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #553 on: January 29, 2024, 08:55:48 AM »
Never trust the dealer, poker, mezuzah or meth
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Re: Great DDF One-Liners
« Reply #554 on: February 20, 2024, 04:59:21 AM »
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