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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #195 on: January 04, 2021, 12:53:37 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #196 on: January 05, 2021, 07:48:47 PM »


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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #197 on: January 11, 2021, 12:12:40 AM »
Yes, in fact https://Baruchlevine.com is just a gateway to Doni's website
I heard Baruch Levine's website is a gross site
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #198 on: January 14, 2021, 08:59:41 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #200 on: January 17, 2021, 03:53:10 AM »
The most common of all cryptids:

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #201 on: January 17, 2021, 07:54:25 AM »


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