2 bochurim were on a bus in London. I'm sure a lot of you know what the london busses are like, very slow and patient.
Anyway these guys were really surprised how fast and wild this double Decker bus was going. So on their way off they told the driver that they have never seen such a thing in England.
He replied מה אתה חושב? עבדתי באגד במשך חמש שנים