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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2016, 01:06:21 AM »
So, I can get a pack of five Phillies Blunts for a dollar at the gas station. AND a glass rose.

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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2016, 08:17:56 AM »
So, I can get a pack of five Phillies Blunts for a dollar at the gas station. AND a glass rose.
I'm embarrassed to say I have no ide what a Phillies blunt is or what a glass rose has to do with this but I'm guessing your saying its a gas station quality
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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2016, 12:53:11 PM »
I'm embarrassed to say I have no ide what a Phillies blunt is or what a glass rose has to do with this but I'm guessing your saying its a gas station quality

You gotta spend some more time in the hood. It was just a joke. I didn't even click on the link you posted. I just wanted to make someone smile.

Phillies Blunts are notoriously cheap cigars that people buy in order to throw away the tobacco and then just use the skin as rolling papers for smoking marijuana. Next time you're at the gas station and you see the guy in front of you buy a box of Phillies, or Swisher Sweets, or any cheap pack of cigars, he will be imminently smoking marijuana.

The glass rose is a funny little anomaly of urban gas stations. You've probably seen it and not even registered it because it's such a worthless-seeming product. It's a fake rose in a slim glass tube. You throw out the rose and keep the tube and, voila, use it as a crack pipe. It's basically some genius's idea of how to sell drug paraphernalia at every gas station.

Look familiar? Yeah, those are crack pipes.


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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2016, 01:00:56 PM »
You gotta spend some more time in the hood. It was just a joke. I didn't even click on the link you posted. I just wanted to make someone smile.

Phillies Blunts are notoriously cheap cigars that people buy in order to throw away the tobacco and then just use the skin as rolling papers for smoking marijuana. Next time you're at the gas station and you see the guy in front of you buy a box of Phillies, or Swisher Sweets, or any cheap pack of cigars, he will be imminently smoking marijuana.

The glass rose is a funny little anomaly of urban gas stations. You've probably seen it and not even registered it because it's such a worthless-seeming product. It's a fake rose in a slim glass tube. You throw out the rose and keep the tube and, voila, use it as a crack pipe. It's basically some genius's idea of how to sell drug paraphernalia at every gas station.

Look familiar? Yeah, those are crack pipes.



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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2016, 01:01:58 PM »
Im scared of you.
Don't be. I'm one of the good guys.

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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2016, 01:09:35 PM »
Don't be. I'm one of the good guys.
oh my.....
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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2016, 01:13:28 PM »
You gotta spend some more time in the hood. It was just a joke. I didn't even click on the link you posted. I just wanted to make someone smile.

Phillies Blunts are notoriously cheap cigars that people buy in order to throw away the tobacco and then just use the skin as rolling papers for smoking marijuana. Next time you're at the gas station and you see the guy in front of you buy a box of Phillies, or Swisher Sweets, or any cheap pack of cigars, he will be imminently smoking marijuana.

The glass rose is a funny little anomaly of urban gas stations. You've probably seen it and not even registered it because it's such a worthless-seeming product. It's a fake rose in a slim glass tube. You throw out the rose and keep the tube and, voila, use it as a crack pipe. It's basically some genius's idea of how to sell drug paraphernalia at every gas station.

Look familiar? Yeah, those are crack pipes.


Haha I saw cops stop+frisk a guy ("goy") coming out of a Bodega at 11PM in CH after buying a pack of Phillies.

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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2016, 01:14:36 PM »
I've learned so much I don't need to know from this thread.....

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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2016, 01:24:25 PM »
I've learned so much I don't need to know from this thread.....
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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2016, 05:25:45 PM »
I've learned so much I don't need to know from this thread.....

Cuz in SoCal you just just buy the marijuana at the gas station straight out
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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2016, 05:30:54 PM »
I've learned so much I don't need to know from this thread.....
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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2016, 05:44:21 PM »
So, I can get a pack of five Phillies Blunts for a dollar at the gas station. AND a glass rose.
You are sick.  :P
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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2016, 05:47:14 PM »
You are sick.  :P
Happy to entertain you. ;)

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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2016, 05:50:18 PM »
Happy to entertain you. ;)
We need are own sub-forum as no one else is going to get it.
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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2016, 05:53:48 PM »
You gotta spend some more time in the hood. It was just a joke. I didn't even click on the link you posted. I just wanted to make someone smile.

Phillies Blunts are notoriously cheap cigars that people buy in order to throw away the tobacco and then just use the skin as rolling papers for smoking marijuana. Next time you're at the gas station and you see the guy in front of you buy a box of Phillies, or Swisher Sweets, or any cheap pack of cigars, he will be imminently smoking marijuana.

The glass rose is a funny little anomaly of urban gas stations. You've probably seen it and not even registered it because it's such a worthless-seeming product. It's a fake rose in a slim glass tube. You throw out the rose and keep the tube and, voila, use it as a crack pipe. It's basically some genius's idea of how to sell drug paraphernalia at every gas station.

Look familiar? Yeah, those are crack pipes.



Wow... i was always wondering what those random roses were for. ...why would they be allowed to sell them if that was the sole purpose of the roses are for?

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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2016, 05:57:25 PM »
Wow... i was always wondering what those random roses were for. ...why would they be allowed to sell them if that was the sole purpose of the roses are for?
That was the beauty of the idea. You can't hold them responsible for the crackheads misusing their product.
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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2016, 06:26:12 PM »
Cant add it to my cart

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5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2016, 06:27:10 PM »
Cant add it to my cart
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Re: 5 cigars for $1 shipped ???
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2016, 06:31:14 PM »
Cant add it to my cart
U must be the only persons reading this thread for the "deal"