The School Crisis

[Work-for-ur-muny]

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Wikified.

If anyone has a way to enlarge it in the wiki it'll be appreciated.

[yesitsme]

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Very said that this is the attitude towards those that do for the tzibur.

[David Smith]

Very said that this is the attitude towards those that do for the tzibur.

I think the wiki discusses the fate of people that talk that way about askanim. CMIIW.

[thaber]

Caught up on this thread.  I am so thankful to HKBH that I live out of town.  I recommend it warmly.

[David Smith]

Caught up on this thread.  I am so thankful to HKBH that I live out of town.  I recommend it warmly.

Pro: the school doesn't get to choose you.
Con: you don't get to choose the school.

[thaber]

Pro: the school doesn't get to choose you.
Con: you don't get to choose the school.

Where I am we have a choice of three excellent schools (at least)

[shulem92]

Wikified.

If anyone has a way to enlarge it in the wiki it'll be appreciated.

It'll be easier to retype it prob

[Work-for-ur-muny]

It'll be easier to retype it prob

someone needs to do the dreadful task of...

[shulem92]

I can't edit the wiki anyhow as I'm on tapa

[Work-for-ur-muny]

I can't edit the wiki anyhow as I'm on tapa

Neither can I. #Lazy

[shulem92]

Neither can I. #Lazy

So here.

ברוך הבא לבית דין של מעלה - שם בבקשה
.ברקוביץ-

מה עשית בחיים?

הייתי איש חסד, מנהל סמינר הידוע. חבר וועד הצדקה.

טוב. אתה בגיהנום

מה לא מגיע לי גן עדן

מגיע. אבל אין מקום!

[JTZ]

So here.

ברוך הבא לבית דין של מעלה - שם בבקשה
.ברקוביץ-

מה עשית בחיים?

הייתי איש חסד, מנהל סמינר הידוע. חבר וועד הצדקה.

טוב. אתה בגיהנום

מה לא מגיע לי גן עדן

מגיע. אבל אין מקום!

How about a translation?

[aygart]

"If I were organizing in an orthodox Jewish community I would not walk in there eating a ham sandwich, unless I wanted to be rejected so I could have an excuse to cop out."
-Saul Alinsky: Rules for Radicals

[shulem92]

How about a translation?

Google translate isn't too bad. Basically a guy gets to heaven and they ask him his name.

Berkowitz.

What did you do your whole life?

I was head of this school, and this organization...

Good. You're going to hell.

What??? I don't deserve Paradise???

You do. But there's no room!

[David Smith]

How about a translation?

**After death**

"Welcome to the Celestial Court. Name, please?"

"Berkowitz."

"What did you do in your life?"

"I was a public activist, involved in a charitable organization, and I was the principle of a well known prestigious school."

"Very nice. OK, you're going to Hell."

"What?!? I don't deserve to get into Paradise?!?"

"You deserve it, but what should we do? There's no room."

[Work-for-ur-muny]

Then there's google's version, of course (they were actually pretty good this time around):

Welcome to the heavenly court - please name
.brkobitz-

What did you do in life?

I was a man of kindness, seminar director known. Member and to charity.

good. You Hell

what??? I do not deserve paradise

Comes. But there is no room!

[shulem92]

What's up with deleting posts? I caught u on camera by accident, so I thought I'd share . http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=16108.0

[Work-for-ur-muny]

What's up with deleting posts? I caught u on camera by accident, so I thought I'd share . http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=16108.0

There were more deleted over here. DS had one or two. I'm not sure if mods deleted or they did.

[shulem92]

There were more deleted over here. DS had one or two. I'm not sure if mods deleted or they did.

Oooh... Conspiracy theory?

[JTZ]

What's up with deleting posts? I caught u on camera by accident, so I thought I'd share . http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=16108.0

What are you smoking?