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use a car not only to drive
« on: April 11, 2011, 06:19:17 PM »
have you ever been stuck in traffic?

Does your car have windscreen wipers? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a car: If you are ever stuck in heavy traffic, and are in a big rush to get someplace, get out of your car and lift up both wipers. Now, get back in your car and put it into neutral. While pressing on the brake, switch on the rear de-mister and then turn the heat all the way up. As you do this you will notice the wipers expanding, and moving to the side. If you do this correctly, they should resemble wings. Now change quickly into reverse, hit the gas and your car will start lifting up. Once you're in the air, you drive as you would on the road. Saves you from wasting precious time on the road. Make or model is no object. This will work on ANY car with the above specifications.


Editorís Note: It works fine! I tried it out, and the birds eye view of the BQE is amazing!!!!!

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2011, 06:21:35 PM »
ROTFL
In order to understand recursion, you first need to understand recursion.

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2011, 06:45:02 PM »
I just looked on snoops and they said this was not true, I hate to be the bearer of bad news
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 06:48:04 PM by Y. Dinovitzer »

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2011, 07:08:39 PM »
I just tried this and it didnt work!!!
Did I do something wrong? Can somebody please tell me how to do it right??
Dan, Is this supposed to work for SUV's also?

The guy behind me was not happy at all when I crashed into him.
Dan, it's not right that you let things on your site which don't work, now my car is all smashed and the guy behind me wants to sue me. I really need you to tell me what to do right now. I implore you! Please help!!!


(good one chaiM'l)

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2011, 07:44:26 PM »
haha

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2011, 07:46:18 PM »
Will my free bmi silver from this years promo help me get better routing once airborne?
What if I also have last years?
Either way, do I then have to pay luggage fees if I fly, or does my bmi silver help with that also?
Thanks in advance!!!

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2011, 09:06:09 PM »
I would ask Dan to move this thread under "up in the air"

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2011, 09:14:03 PM »
I would ask Dan to move this thread under "up in the air"
:)

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2011, 09:19:19 PM »
Maybe we should change the title to "another danielz thread" ;)

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2011, 09:19:59 PM »
Maybe we should change the title to "another danielz thread" ;)
thats just mean

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2011, 09:31:25 PM »
thats just mean
Why is that mean? Its the exact type of thread he would post

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2011, 09:45:07 PM »
thats just mean
why is it mean? it's a compliment :D

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2011, 09:58:08 PM »
why is it mean? it's a compliment :D

hmmm danielz was last active Yesterday at 06:01:32 PM...
Maybe he has 2 user names? ???

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Re: use a car not only to drive
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2011, 11:13:40 PM »
Maybe we should change the title to "another danielz thread" ;)

+1000000 I was thinking the same exact thing and was gonna post it myself before I saw yours