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DW is sleeping, 3 week old baby fell asleep. I've never changed a diaper in my life. Do I:

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Changing Diaper
« on: December 07, 2016, 12:11:11 AM »
DW is sleeping, 3 week old baby fell asleep. I've never changed a diaper in my life. I know anything I choose will be the wrong answer at this point; but I can't just wait it out........
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2016, 12:11:28 AM »
I'll be right over.
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2016, 12:12:35 AM »
Thanks
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2016, 12:18:28 AM »
Just go to sleep and report back in 20 years. Changing diapers is the least of your challenges.
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2016, 12:20:42 AM »
Might be discussed in the 'selling fishtank' thread.

If babys sleeping, let them sleep, unless they already have a major rash.

Oh, and Mazal Tov!
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2016, 12:21:08 AM »
No way! You shuffle around the room just loud enough for her to wake up and then... find something good to say
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2016, 12:23:45 AM »
I've learned a lot of things on YouTube....
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2016, 12:24:37 AM »
Thank God I posted here. I was already googling how tos!
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2016, 12:29:01 AM »
Imagine my wife's boss's face... I brought my baby in to her work to get him changed recently
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2016, 12:30:16 AM »
Quote from: mancunian on December 07, 2016, 12:11:11 AM
DW is sleeping, 3 week old baby fell asleep. I've never changed a diaper in my life. I know anything I choose will be the wrong answer at this point; but I can't just wait it out........
You came to the right place.
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2016, 12:33:08 AM »
This must be a joke but it is not Friday.
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2016, 12:33:52 AM »
Edit: All worked out. Baby, mother, father are all happy BH
« Last Edit: December 07, 2016, 12:38:35 AM by mancunian »
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2016, 12:39:08 AM »
Quote from: mancunian on December 07, 2016, 12:33:52 AM
Well as I was putting him to bed he pooped again, cried, woke up DW... And I got points for watching him this whole time!
Good for you!  But next time go about your life as if you didnt know the baby pooped. ( Besides if there is a really bad rash)  works for me and all my children are bh growing up healthy!
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2016, 12:41:46 AM »
What responsible parent would put their child to bed with a soiled diaper?  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2016, 12:46:11 AM »
Quote from: Freddie on December 07, 2016, 12:11:28 AM
I'll be right over.
ROFL! This topic should win an award for the "craziest question ever asked on ddf"
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2016, 12:48:14 AM »
Quote from: username on December 07, 2016, 12:20:42 AM
Might be discussed in the 'selling fishtank' thread.

If babys sleeping, let them sleep, unless they already have a major rash.

Oh, and Mazal Tov!

Definitely a "best of DDF." Is that thread on there?
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2016, 01:46:21 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 07, 2016, 12:41:46 AM
What responsible parent would put their child to bed with a soiled diaper?  >:( >:( >:(
Which responsible child poops when the mother is not available?
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2016, 01:57:20 AM »
Quote from: shulem92 on December 07, 2016, 12:46:11 AM
ROFL! This topic should win an award for the "craziest question ever asked on ddf"
Hmm, it probably isn't.
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2016, 02:12:53 AM »
Quote from: Emkay on December 07, 2016, 01:46:21 AM
Which responsible child poops when the mother is not available?
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2016, 02:16:32 AM »
Practice makes perfect start now,
 That's my only tip for you,
Fail once and try again.

Good Luck! Next time you post back I hope it's with an ad we change babies diapers at a great price, we service the tristate area, will be in any location within the hr (way before your DW) wakes up! LoL :)
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