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DW is sleeping, 3 week old baby fell asleep. I've never changed a diaper in my life. Do I:

Wake up DW
Put baby to bed with dirty diaper
Wake up baby to wake up DW
Attempt it myself
Read DansDeals holding baby until DW wakes up

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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2016, 11:59:33 PM »
What responsible parent would put their child to bed with a soiled diaper?  >:( >:( >:(
1) The baby was already sleeping.
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2016, 12:20:06 AM »
So your going to attempt changing the pamper without proper supervision. Just make sure to Leave your mark everywhere and you'll never be asked to change a pamper again.
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2016, 12:29:07 AM »
So your going to attempt changing the pamper without proper supervision. Just make sure to Leave your mark everywhere and you'll never be asked to change a pamper again.
Oldie but still a goodie
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2016, 12:34:06 AM »
Oldie but still a goodie
And still rings true
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2016, 01:38:12 AM »
And still rings true
Nah, you will be told next time to do it, and try to not make a mess,besides for being screamed at for the next 2 days!
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2016, 02:24:35 AM »
Why are all women reading this, guiet? All sleeping?!

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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2016, 03:07:19 AM »
Why are all women reading this, guiet? All sleeping?!
They probably have better things to do than respond to immature posts.
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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2016, 03:10:09 AM »
They probably have better things to do than respond to immature posts.
Never thought you're one of them....

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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2016, 07:20:13 AM »
Mt! On the new baby. Hang in there as @exgingi said this should be the worst of your worries.
Thread reminds me of when my brother in law and sister in law stayed in my house after having thier first baby. My brother in law, all nervous, called me over to help him change the diaper and he starts giving me instructions on what to do andn how to hold the baby's legs while he changes the diaper-like it was a complex surgery. Couldn't hold back my laughter. He called me 2 weeks later (in the midst of changing a diaper) when he got why I was laughing.

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Re: Changing Diaper
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2016, 10:43:04 AM »
Mt! On the new baby. Hang in there as @exgingi said this should be the worst of your worries.
Thread reminds me of when my brother in law and sister in law stayed in my house after having thier first baby. My brother in law, all nervous, called me over to help him change the diaper and he starts giving me instructions on what to do andn how to hold the baby's legs while he changes the diaper-like it was a complex surgery. Couldn't hold back my laughter. He called me 2 weeks later (in the midst of changing a diaper) when he got why I was laughing.
Was getting a kick out of the nurse in the hospital after I had third baby. She wouldn't let me hold the baby standing she kept correcting me on how to hold her pick her up put her down etc...