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Tech Issues
« on: May 03, 2011, 02:05:20 PM »
I wasn't sure if i should post this thread under Tech Support or maybe under Commands that left me Speechless, so i started a new tread BTW its L"H FREE

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers.


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Re: Tech
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 02:06:01 PM »
Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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Re: Tech
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 02:06:27 PM »
Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."

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Re: Tech
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 02:07:02 PM »
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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Re: Tech
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 02:07:27 PM »
Customer: "Now what do I do?"
Tech Support: "What is the prompt on the screen?"
Customer: "It's asking for 'Enter Your Last Name.'"
Tech Support: "Ok, so type in your last name."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"

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Re: Tech
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2011, 02:07:47 PM »
Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Re: Tech Issues
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2011, 04:31:58 PM »
Customer: I just bought anew pc with windows vista and...

Tech support: just return to the shop and choose a different OS.