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Your Funny/Strange/Interesting/Random Story Thread
« on: January 22, 2017, 04:32:10 PM »
This thread is for funny/strange/interesting/random stories that either happened to you or that you witnessed.
(I did not see such a thread so I figured I'll go ahead and start it.)

Here's mine: I was in the hospital in a jam-packed(!) elevator around lunch-break time. There was barely an inch to move and the doors were about to close. As usual, there's always this guy running over at the last second to activate the doors' sensors that it should open back up to let him in, so he shouldn't have to wait for next round. Well, in my case this guy was evidently rolling in dough with a nicely pressed suit etc... He came running with his small box of pizza in his hand and that was the only thing that actually made it into the elevator! ...uh, almost... It got squished from the closing doors. People from the elevator helped activate the sensors to have the doors open back up, but needless to say, the demolished pizza wasn't saved...  :o

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Re: Your Funny/Strange/Interesting/Random Story Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2017, 10:35:37 PM »
This thread is for funny/strange/interesting/random stories that either happened to you or that you witnessed.
(I did not see such a thread so I figured I'll go ahead and start it.)

Here's mine: I was in the hospital in a jam-packed(!) elevator around lunch-break time. There was barely an inch to move and the doors were about to close. As usual, there's always this guy running over at the last second to activate the doors' sensors that it should open back up to let him in, so he shouldn't have to wait for next round. Well, in my case this guy was evidently rolling in dough with a nicely pressed suit etc... He came running with his small box of pizza in his hand and that was the only thing that actually made it into the elevator! ...uh, almost... It got squished from the closing doors. People from the elevator helped activate the sensors to have the doors open back up, but needless to say, the demolished pizza wasn't saved...  :o
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Re: Your Funny/Strange/Interesting/Random Story Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2017, 03:34:48 PM »
This thread is for funny/strange/interesting/random stories that either happened to you or that you witnessed.
(I did not see such a thread so I figured I'll go ahead and start it.)

Here's mine: I was in the hospital in a jam-packed(!) elevator around lunch-break time. There was barely an inch to move and the doors were about to close. As usual, there's always this guy running over at the last second to activate the doors' sensors that it should open back up to let him in, so he shouldn't have to wait for next round. Well, in my case this guy was evidently rolling in dough with a nicely pressed suit etc... He came running with his small box of pizza in his hand and that was the only thing that actually made it into the elevator! ...uh, almost... It got squished from the closing doors. People from the elevator helped activate the sensors to have the doors open back up, but needless to say, the demolished pizza wasn't saved...  :o
This is more like a random story. (good for the story books.)
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Re: Your Funny/Strange/Interesting/Random Story Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2017, 03:39:37 PM »
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And

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Re: Your Funny/Strange/Interesting/Random Story Thread
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2017, 03:39:54 PM »
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Re: Your Funny/Strange/Interesting/Random Story Thread
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2017, 04:10:23 PM »
This thread is for funny/strange/interesting/random stories that either happened to you or that you witnessed.
(I did not see such a thread so I figured I'll go ahead and start it.)


Post here:
Nice Stories that bring a smile

(Not really, but that thread deserved a bump)
^^^

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Re: Your Funny/Strange/Interesting/Random Story Thread
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2017, 04:16:17 PM »
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Re: Your Funny/Strange/Interesting/Random Story Thread
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2017, 04:16:42 PM »
Mods, please rename the thread "FWDs From Grandma."

TIA
LMAO
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Re: Your Funny/Strange/Interesting/Random Story Thread
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2017, 06:52:05 PM »
Mods, please rename the thread "FWDs From Grandma."

TIA
lol... I think my grandmother's emails started going to spam

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Re: Your Funny/Strange/Interesting/Random Story Thread
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2017, 07:16:32 PM »
Mods, please rename the thread "FWDs From Grandma."

TIA
Why does a thread have to be renamed just because someone hijacked it?  :o

Just imagine mods would rename every thread mesh hijacks to that topic... DDF would have a whole different look...  :-X

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