Did you read the article and the scientific research conducted?
Yes I did. I also know that MO shuls are more accepting (I would say there are plenty of non-observant Chabad affiliated Jews who are non practicing too). So people might affiliate with modern orthodoxy but not be fully observant. I know many people who fall into this category, including some who attend my mainstream MO shul.
MO and Conservative are very different philosophically. I grew up attending a right wing yeshiva for elementary school even though my family is MO, so I'm used to people discounting MO, calling us conservative, disrespecting our rabbonim and generally trying to throw us out of the orthodox umbrella. So yes, I rolled my eyes at your post.