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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2017, 11:59:15 AM »
Man oh man.

MMS could have saved his marriage by explaining that he was only using Ashley Madison for the miles  ;D
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2017, 11:59:58 AM »
Man oh man.

MMS could have saved his marriage by explaining that he was only using Ashley Madison for the miles  ;D

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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2017, 12:14:02 PM »
Man oh man.

MMS could have saved his marriage by explaining that he was only using Ashley Madison for the miles  ;D
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2017, 12:21:04 PM »
How old do you kids have to be to join? 13? :D
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2017, 12:30:11 PM »
Man oh man.

MMS could have saved his marriage by explaining that he was only using Ashley Madison for the miles  ;D
Lmao good one !
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2017, 12:30:38 PM »
New one for the "you might be a DDFer" thread: if you find a fellow DDFer on match.com😂
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2017, 12:31:33 PM »
How long until this conversation happens?

Wife to Husband: Why do you have a profile on several dating sites?
Husband to Wife: I did it for the miles. Now what were you doing on a dating site?!?
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2017, 12:33:05 PM »
good deal though?

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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2017, 12:33:38 PM »
How long until this conversation happens?

Wife to Husband: Why do you have a profile on several dating sites?
Husband to Wife: I did it for the miles. Now what were you doing on a dating site?!?
Lol is this really what it seems though? Is it something worth doing?
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2017, 12:40:11 PM »
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2017, 12:43:19 PM »
Man oh man.

MMS could have saved his marriage by explaining that he was only using Ashley Madison for the miles  ;D
ROFL ;D

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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2017, 01:01:43 PM »
New one for the "you might be a DDFer" thread: if you find a fellow DDFer on match.com😂
Ha! Although that requires both of you to be actively browsing.... In which case both of you will probably be not too far behind MMS  :-\

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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2017, 01:03:28 PM »
Ha! Although that requires both of you to be actively browsing.... In which case both of you will probably be not too far behind MMS  :-\
Lol true, it was just the concept that amused me
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2017, 01:18:51 PM »
Lol true, it was just the concept that amused me

Might not amuse your DW :D
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2017, 01:21:31 PM »
Might not amuse your DW :D
No worries, I'm in search for a replacement now ;D
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2017, 01:30:19 PM »
No worries, I'm in search for a replacement now ;D
Oy.
Should have told her it was for the miles  ;)
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2017, 01:31:33 PM »
Oy.
Should have told her it was for the miles  ;)
That's what I'll tell the new one!
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2017, 01:35:24 PM »
haha thats great. this thread will end up in JS.
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Re: Buy avios for .67 by signing up for a dating site
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2017, 01:38:52 PM »
Oy.
Should have told her it was for the miles  ;)

Was much funnier the first time, now you're beating a dead horse, or should I say @$$?
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