Lol.
35K miles for a 2 hour flight?
What are you returning on?
I didn't book a return, assuming that I can still cancel the ticket.
Regarding the LoL two hour flight first of all,
1. Some guys here would burn 100,000 miles just to fly in F and come back, yes I'm aware that the United global F is not EY F, but still worth trying it out. (4 me)
2. I'm not spoiled, I have no issue flying in economy for 18 hours , I just want to try it out, for example if I need to fly from LHR to New York, I will no longer need to book United F for 80,000 miles or (62) I will no longer have the desire to fly United F and will have no problem booking for 30.