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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2017, 12:28:53 AM »
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2017, 12:39:13 AM »
Idolatry, murder, adultery.
'adultery' is not an exact translation.  In halacha it refers to a collection of sexually illicit acts. Including sex with a married woman (not your wife), a man, first person relations such as your daughter, etc.
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2017, 12:40:34 AM »
'adultery' is not an exact translation.  In halacha it refers to a collection of sexually illicit acts. Including sex with a married woman (not your wife), a man, first person relations such as your daughter, etc.
Sex with a single woman would not be adultery?
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2017, 12:55:26 AM »
Sex with a single woman would not be adultery?
Correct. I believe it's called philandering.
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2017, 01:01:03 AM »
Correct. I believe it's called philandering.
Wow some of you have it made.  :)
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2017, 01:19:23 AM »
Wow some of you have it made.  :)
Just because it's not adultery doesn't make it allowed....
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2017, 01:20:12 AM »
Wow some of you have it made.  :)
You're not required to give up your life for it. That doesn't mean it's encouraged or permitted.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2017, 01:34:45 AM »


Homosexuality is because it is adultery.
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2017, 02:27:22 AM »
You're not required to give up your life for it. That doesn't mean it's encouraged or permitted.
It is like a little white lie.
Lets not forget the other part. DW can wear a wig to bed every night. This way you can go to bed with a different women every night and not cheat on your wife.  :)
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2017, 02:33:02 AM »
It is like a little white lie.
Lets not forget the other part. DW can wear a wig to bed every night. This way you can go to bed with a different women every night and not cheat on your wife.  :)

From a Jewish Biblical standpoint, there's technically no such thing as cheating on your wife, as polygamy is biblically permitted.

There is a separate prohibition not to be a promiscuous woman (לא תהיה קדשה), which is among the sources why one is prohibited to live with a woman he is not married too.
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2017, 02:35:37 AM »
From a Jewish Biblical standpoint, there's technically no such thing as cheating on your wife, as polygamy is biblically permitted.

There is a separate prohibition not to be a promiscuous woman (לא תהיה קדשה), which is among the sources why one is prohibited to live with a woman he is not married too.
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2017, 03:08:02 AM »
Going to have to leave this for Friday.
And Dan is being nominated for....??

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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2017, 03:59:40 AM »
And Dan is being nominated for....??
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2017, 05:37:26 AM »
And Dan is being nominated for....??
Dan who?
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2017, 08:00:42 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2017, 09:56:49 AM »
What is your question?
What's homosexuality go to do with adultery

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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2017, 09:59:36 AM »
What's homosexuality go to do with adultery
it goes into that category of aveiros
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #57 on: March 30, 2017, 10:16:47 AM »
Sex with a single woman would not be adultery?
Nowadays that people aren't makpid on tumah and tahara, basically every girl from around bas-mitzvah age is ervah (and there's a gezaira, Rabbinic Decree, that they don't go to the mikvah until married) and included in the prohibition of immoral relations, arayos, adultury, or whatever you want to call it. So unless you want a very young single girl, every single girl is included and forbidden.
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2017, 11:48:01 AM »
Nowadays that people aren't makpid on tumah and tahara, basically every girl from around bas-mitzvah age is ervah (and there's a gezaira, Rabbinic Decree, that they don't go to the mikvah until married) and included in the prohibition of immoral relations, arayos, adultury, or whatever you want to call it. So unless you want a very young single girl, every single girl is included and forbidden.
Not if you take her to the beach
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Re: I Nominate Dan
« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2017, 11:57:30 AM »
Nowadays that people aren't makpid on tumah and tahara, basically every girl from around bas-mitzvah age is ervah (and there's a gezaira, Rabbinic Decree, that they don't go to the mikvah until married) and included in the prohibition of immoral relations, arayos, adultury, or whatever you want to call it. So unless you want a very young single girl, every single girl is included and forbidden.
I highly doubt that nidah is included in those prohibitions.
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