Author Topic: Lessons From Prison [Threads]  (Read 1390 times)

Offline srf60

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite + Lifetime Silver Elite
  • *****
  • Join Date: Nov 2014
  • Posts: 631
  • Total likes: 5
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
    • View Profile
Re: Lessons From Prison [Threads]
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2017, 12:49:11 AM »
21 USC 333, 352 & 21 CFR 332.30(b) make it a federal crime to sell anti-flatulent drugs without noting flatulence is "referred to as gas"

10 U.S.C. 2674(c)(3) & 32 C.F.R. 234.7(c) make it a federal crime to willfully make an unreasonable noise at the Pentagon.

7 USC 1011(f) & 36 CFR 261.4(b) make it a crime to say something so annoying to someone that it makes them hit you in a national forest.

27 USC 205, 207 & 27 CFR 4.64(a)(8 ) make it a federal crime to advertise wine in a manner that suggests it has intoxicating qualities.

18 U.S.C. 1865 & 36 C.F.R. 2.15(a)(4) make it a federal crime to let your pet make a noise that scares the wildlife in a national park.

your dog barks you go to jail
Wow, you can make this stuff up
#Make our laws great again!