Okay, DDF, I present you with a challenge.
Let's catch this perp and get the money back. Law enforcement may be unable to do this, but were they able to track down a cemetery in a few hours to check a name on a tombstone, or to get an heirloom siddur back to it's correct owner? Our collective power, with members living (or flying) everywhere, is a formidable force.
As a side bonus, it seems to me that Dan and JJ are too bashful to post a DDMS post about their homerun podcast episode on Kosher Money. But if we catch this perp, there will probably be a roundup to flaunt that, and the podcast can be included in the mix.