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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #135 on: August 13, 2019, 01:03:02 PM »
Lol that was me
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #136 on: August 13, 2019, 02:30:03 PM »
I try to sound as intelligent as possible.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #143 on: October 28, 2019, 10:35:44 PM »
Lol. Maybe it's a sign. It will one day be an Eleff simcha.
Already is :)
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #144 on: October 28, 2019, 10:54:23 PM »
Already is :)
Which one, the one where the whole extended Eleff family went to Hawaii? ;D
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #146 on: October 28, 2019, 11:41:56 PM »
Well, there you have it folks, time to wrap up the Eleff family calendar.
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #149 on: October 29, 2019, 08:09:17 PM »