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« Last Edit: November 14, 2019, 03:42:22 PM by stooges44 »
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #158 on: November 14, 2019, 04:38:13 PM »
I'm going crazy, wanna come along?

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #159 on: November 26, 2019, 04:13:07 PM »
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/personal-messages/thankful-15-years-dansdeals/#comment-1435947

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8 ) Set up S&S for the big pasta deal, got a zillion boxes but forgot to cancel the subscription so another zillion boxes showed up the following month. At least now I can support my married kids with unlimited macaroni.


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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #160 on: November 26, 2019, 06:35:28 PM »
Need a DDMS Like button
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