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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #202 on: April 19, 2020, 12:30:43 PM »
I assume @Dan prefers sole proprietorship. Easier to get approved for credit cards that way... :)
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #205 on: May 04, 2020, 11:52:01 AM »
Really???.. you know anyone who did that?

Old post but yes....
Not one but a few people that took TI and used it just for that.
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #208 on: June 07, 2020, 08:46:38 AM »
First of all, Mezonos, I think?

Second of all...was that just a late at night comment of someone trying to be funny, or a response from someone super-triggered by anything resembling limiting oneself based on not wanting to do the wrong thing? (I can understand someone not wanting to call their rav every time they see an opportunity on DDMS)

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #211 on: June 28, 2020, 11:39:52 AM »
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/kosher-meals-safe-flights-tel-aviv-airlines-using-covid-19-excuse-frugality/#comment-1479146

@Dan @jj1000 is this true? It's unacceptable to do that!
Yes taking the lego was certainly unacceptable
BREAKING: "DansDeals" to be Renamed "DefundAirlines" After Founder Accused of Age Bias

Popular deals website DansDeals will be changing it name after a whistleblower revealed that the founder, who is also the site's namesake, engaged in age bias when he retaliated against his younger brother for a decades-old incident.

The claim, first reported as an anonymous comment on the website, alleged that Daniel Eleff, 35, engaged in age bias targeting his younger brother JJ, 29, when he cut the latter's pay while hiding behind an incident in which his younger brother allegedly confiscated his's Lego toys in the early 1990s.

The initial comment on the site alleged that an employee had his pay cut under the guise of COVID19, with a follow up comment claiming that the employee in question was JJ, and it was "Dan getting back at JJ for taking his lego when they were young."

US law allows younger brothers to confiscate toys, games, and books from an older sibling, and protects the younger sibling from any punitive retaliation. The law, introduced by Congresswoman AOC and signed by President Joe Biden, asserts that it is age discrimination to allow an older sibling unfair advantage over younger siblings, and thereby grants all play privileges to the younger sibling.

"This is a troubling charge," Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost wrote in a statement. "Our office is taking this very seriously and we are following all leads.

Some reports indicate that Daniel Eleff may also be charged with cyber bullying, as he has called his younger brother "my kid brother" in an online post, a term banned by the Anti-Bullying Commission of America.

Site administrators have not yet revealed the status of Eleff's future in the company, but they have been quick to pull his name from the site.

"Going forward, it would only seem sensible to call the site 'DefundAirlines,' which carries the positive connotation of taking the money away from powerful capitalist airlines," administrator @Something Fishy wrote in a statement.

Eleff has yet to comment on the allegations, and it is unclear at this time if has retained a lawyer.
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #212 on: June 28, 2020, 04:52:13 PM »
BREAKING: "DansDeals" to be Renamed "DefundAirlines" After Founder Accused of Age Bias

Popular deals website DansDeals will be changing it name after a whistleblower revealed that the founder, who is also the site's namesake, engaged in age bias when he retaliated against his younger brother for a decades-old incident.

The claim, first reported as an anonymous comment on the website, alleged that Daniel Eleff, 35, engaged in age bias targeting his younger brother JJ, 29, when he cut the latter's pay while hiding behind an incident in which his younger brother allegedly confiscated his's Lego toys in the early 1990s.

The initial comment on the site alleged that an employee had his pay cut under the guise of COVID19, with a follow up comment claiming that the employee in question was JJ, and it was "Dan getting back at JJ for taking his lego when they were young."

US law allows younger brothers to confiscate toys, games, and books from an older sibling, and protects the younger sibling from any punitive retaliation. The law, introduced by Congresswoman AOC and signed by President Joe Biden, asserts that it is age discrimination to allow an older sibling unfair advantage over younger siblings, and thereby grants all play privileges to the younger sibling.

"This is a troubling charge," Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost wrote in a statement. "Our office is taking this very seriously and we are following all leads.

Some reports indicate that Daniel Eleff may also be charged with cyber bullying, as he has called his younger brother "my kid brother" in an online post, a term banned by the Anti-Bullying Commission of America.

Site administrators have not yet revealed the status of Eleff's future in the company, but they have been quick to pull his name from the site.

"Going forward, it would only seem sensible to call the site 'DefundAirlines,' which carries the positive connotation of taking the money away from powerful capitalist airlines," administrator @Something Fishy wrote in a statement.

Eleff has yet to comment on the allegations, and it is unclear at this time if has retained a lawyer.
Still no comment from @Dan and @JJ. I wonder if their lawyers told them to go Joe Biden on this and hope it goes away.
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #213 on: June 28, 2020, 05:01:44 PM »
Still no comment from @Dan and @JJ. I wonder if their lawyers told them to go Joe Biden on this and hope it goes away.
It would be appropriate to mention that those checks never materialized either
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #214 on: June 28, 2020, 05:02:50 PM »
It would be appropriate to mention that those checks never materialized either
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