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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #282 on: January 18, 2022, 09:02:38 AM »

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #283 on: January 19, 2022, 04:15:25 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #284 on: January 19, 2022, 07:10:34 PM »
Quote from: YitzyS
Quotes in a signature is annoying, as it comes across as an independent post.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #285 on: January 20, 2022, 11:54:56 PM »
Amazing how she is not concerned about the kosher animals that did not have Shechita

This is an old letter or joke. It was featured in Yated many years go with a response from the editor, about maybe we should ban Mr clean etc...was actually quite hilarious. Its a shame I cant remember where I saved it.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #286 on: January 21, 2022, 12:00:49 AM »
Reminds me of a yeshiva friend of mine in whose house you weren't allowed to say "pig", as they are not kosher. His parents instead used to tell the story of the "Three Little Pinka Dogies".

Same level of brilliance.
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #287 on: January 21, 2022, 12:04:45 AM »
Reminds me of a yeshiva friend of mine in whose house you weren't allowed to say "pig", as they are not kosher. His parents instead used to tell the story of the "Three Little Pinka Dogies".

Same level of brilliance.
What's bad with three little דבר אחר׳לעך? :)

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #288 on: January 21, 2022, 12:06:18 AM »
This little דבר אחר went to the market, this little דבר אחר stayed home...

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #289 on: January 21, 2022, 12:08:50 AM »
Reminds me of a yeshiva friend of mine in whose house you weren't allowed to say "pig", as they are not kosher. His parents instead used to tell the story of the "Three Little Pinka Dogies".

Same level of brilliance.
That actually has sources
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #290 on: January 21, 2022, 12:08:56 AM »
This little דבר אחר went to the market, this little דבר אחר stayed home...

Whole new meaning to דבר אחר ביד חזקה שתים
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #291 on: January 21, 2022, 12:09:23 AM »
Whole new meaning to דבר אחר ביד חזקה שתים
The gemara uses that term
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #292 on: January 21, 2022, 12:09:26 AM »
That actually has sources

What, that dogs, as opposed to pigs, are kosher?
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #293 on: January 21, 2022, 12:09:57 AM »
What, that dogs, as opposed to pigs, are kosher?
Not to refer to pugs by name
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #294 on: January 21, 2022, 12:10:26 AM »
Not to refer to pugs by name

Ah, never heard of it.
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #295 on: January 21, 2022, 12:11:50 AM »
Ah, never heard of it.
Never heard it being called דבר אחר??

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #296 on: January 21, 2022, 12:14:24 AM »
Never heard it being called דבר אחר??

Yes, but not of specifically not calling them by name.
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #297 on: January 21, 2022, 12:16:03 AM »
Yes, but not of specifically not calling them by name.
Why else would you call it that
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #298 on: January 21, 2022, 12:16:55 AM »
Yes, but not of specifically not calling them by name.
Well that's the reason when you heard those people saying דבר אחר.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #299 on: January 21, 2022, 12:17:12 AM »
Not to refer to pugs by name
This is typo, in context, is perfect ;)