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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #64 on: November 09, 2018, 12:49:55 AM »
https://www.dansdeals.com/points-travel/airlines/airline-news/delta-american-will-preboard-passengers-nut-allergies/#comment-1382010
Where is that mishna that the person who replied is referring to? Is that why people don't use crutches... if they don't need it, even for fun?

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #65 on: November 09, 2018, 12:52:41 AM »
Where is that mishna that the person who replied is referring to? Is that why people don't use crutches... if they don't need it, even for fun?
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #66 on: November 09, 2018, 01:10:14 AM »
Where is that mishna that the person who replied is referring to? Is that why people don't use crutches... if they don't need it, even for fun?
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #67 on: November 12, 2018, 05:07:07 PM »
The Mishna is not referring to doing it for fun....

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #68 on: November 12, 2018, 07:41:38 PM »
The Mishna is not referring to doing it for fun....
Ok so what is the mekor?

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #71 on: November 17, 2018, 08:52:13 PM »
« Last Edit: November 17, 2018, 09:15:15 PM by US »

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #72 on: November 17, 2018, 08:54:50 PM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #73 on: November 17, 2018, 08:57:14 PM »
How do you get rid of the 14.99?
REPEAT:
"It will ask for a credit card to pay for the $14.99 fee, but it doesn’t actually charge you the $14.99. You can cancel the plan any time. The $14.99 is not actually charged until the end of the first 2 months of the trial."

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #74 on: November 17, 2018, 08:58:12 PM »
REPEAT:
"It will ask for a credit card to pay for the $14.99 fee, but it doesn’t actually charge you the $14.99. You can cancel the plan any time. The $14.99 is not actually charged until the end of the first 2 months of the trial."
11 and counting.  :)
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #75 on: November 17, 2018, 09:00:47 PM »

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #76 on: November 17, 2018, 09:17:53 PM »
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/free-stuff/get-free-google-home-mini-spotify-premium-family-membership/#comment-1383315
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #77 on: November 17, 2018, 09:32:24 PM »
That has got to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in DDMS comments.

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