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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2018, 06:37:31 PM »
Does he want fries with that as well?
The follow up comment makes it seem like trolling.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2018, 06:17:41 PM »
The following one is a bit less funny...

Yeh comment 3 and comment 4 were the same idea, though comment 3 was funny, next one was not.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2018, 07:57:39 PM »
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What an idiot, don’t you know each family member has a PP card and will guest each other member into the restaurant netting 144 food vouchers there for the family of 12?
I thought of doing this when I used the PP resturant at MIA ;) but $120 of food was enough for the 4 of us
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #58 on: October 21, 2018, 10:32:52 PM »
yes you can, but why post about it. :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Really???.. you know anyone who did that?

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #59 on: October 21, 2018, 10:55:53 PM »
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