Author Topic: Comments That Crack Me Up!  (Read 44102 times)

Offline mmgfarb

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Dec 2015
  • Posts: 8372
  • Total likes: 1029
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 4
    • View Profile
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

Offline as2

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 5403
  • Total likes: 685
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 24
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Memories last forever, make them while you can.

Offline EP123

  • Dansdeals Gold Elite
  • ***
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 153
  • Total likes: 10
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
    • View Profile

Offline Dan

  • Administrator
  • Dansdeals Lifetime 50K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • **********
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 60002
  • Total likes: 7289
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 16442
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: CLE
  • Programs: UA Global Services, AA Lifetime Plat, DL Dirt, SPG Plat, Hyatt Diamond, Fairmont Lifetime Plat, Hilton Diamond, Priority Club Plat, Avis Chairman, National EE, Hertz PC
Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #143 on: October 28, 2019, 10:35:44 PM »
Lol. Maybe it's a sign. It will one day be an Eleff simcha.
Already is :)
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

Offline as2

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 5403
  • Total likes: 685
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 24
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #144 on: October 28, 2019, 10:54:23 PM »
Already is :)
Which one, the one where the whole extended Eleff family went to Hawaii? ;D
Memories last forever, make them while you can.

Offline Dan

  • Administrator
  • Dansdeals Lifetime 50K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • **********
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 60002
  • Total likes: 7289
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 16442
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: CLE
  • Programs: UA Global Services, AA Lifetime Plat, DL Dirt, SPG Plat, Hyatt Diamond, Fairmont Lifetime Plat, Hilton Diamond, Priority Club Plat, Avis Chairman, National EE, Hertz PC
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

Offline mmgfarb

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Dec 2015
  • Posts: 8372
  • Total likes: 1029
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 4
    • View Profile
Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #146 on: October 28, 2019, 11:41:56 PM »
Well, there you have it folks, time to wrap up the Eleff family calendar.
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

Offline ~King Lake~

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite + Lifetime Silver Elite
  • *****
  • Join Date: Mar 2019
  • Posts: 606
  • Total likes: 169
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: i wish israel
I'm going crazy, wanna come along?

Offline coffeebean

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Feb 2018
  • Posts: 1743
  • Total likes: 354
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 7
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Connecticut
I try to sound as intelligent as possible.

Offline 12HRS

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jun 2013
  • Posts: 5094
  • Total likes: 496
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 6
    • View Profile
Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #149 on: October 29, 2019, 08:09:17 PM »

Offline mmgfarb

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Dec 2015
  • Posts: 8372
  • Total likes: 1029
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 4
    • View Profile
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

Offline EP123

  • Dansdeals Gold Elite
  • ***
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 153
  • Total likes: 10
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
    • View Profile

Offline shapsam

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Feb 2017
  • Posts: 2549
  • Total likes: 423
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 10
    • View Profile

Offline gingyguy

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Sep 2011
  • Posts: 1426
  • Total likes: 412
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 36
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Programs: I don't like to brag
May you slide down the banister of happiness & get many splinters of success up your career.

Offline yungermanchik

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2018
  • Posts: 1163
  • Total likes: 812
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
    • View Profile
  • Location: Previous Signatures: If you chapped hana'ah from a post, like it; You think you know the answers and things are the way they seem.. it just ain't so -The Rebbe from Lublin-
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

Offline pointer

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Feb 2018
  • Posts: 1446
  • Total likes: 255
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 16
    • View Profile
  • Location: United States

Offline sguitarist18

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jul 2011
  • Posts: 1408
  • Total likes: 211
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 6
    • View Profile
  • Location: NY

Offline stooges44

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jan 2017
  • Posts: 5946
  • Total likes: 1681
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 262
    • View Profile
« Last Edit: November 14, 2019, 03:42:22 PM by stooges44 »
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

Offline ~King Lake~

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite + Lifetime Silver Elite
  • *****
  • Join Date: Mar 2019
  • Posts: 606
  • Total likes: 169
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: i wish israel
Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #158 on: November 14, 2019, 04:38:13 PM »
I'm going crazy, wanna come along?

Offline stooges44

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jan 2017
  • Posts: 5946
  • Total likes: 1681
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 262
    • View Profile
Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #159 on: November 26, 2019, 04:13:07 PM »
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/personal-messages/thankful-15-years-dansdeals/#comment-1435947

Quote
8 ) Set up S&S for the big pasta deal, got a zillion boxes but forgot to cancel the subscription so another zillion boxes showed up the following month. At least now I can support my married kids with unlimited macaroni.


If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.