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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #182 on: January 19, 2020, 04:08:00 PM »
What's with these people?

I actually thought that was pretty funny. Assuming he was joking, of course.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #188 on: March 03, 2020, 01:10:10 PM »
https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=4623.msg2194231#msg2194231

Which High School is now issuing Bachlor's Degrees?
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #192 on: March 06, 2020, 03:52:41 PM »
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #193 on: March 08, 2020, 12:09:04 PM »
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #196 on: March 12, 2020, 08:36:06 AM »
Ever since the start of the coronavirus I have stopped reading the comments on DDMS, it’s just too hard for me see such blatant stupidity  :-\

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #198 on: March 12, 2020, 09:55:07 AM »

Barry
Good morning Dan and anon.I am not a medical professional and therefore I can offer no advice in that arena. I also do not have any frequent flyer miles. I do, however, have Staples Rewards. And therefrore, Dan, I will be pleased to supply you with whatever batteries you need to keep your crystal ball working.

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