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120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #222 on: August 28, 2020, 02:29:14 PM »
From here https://frequentmiler.boardingarea.com/good-united-business-class-transcon-hawaii-availability-book-with-turkish/

"(Though YMMV — I ran into one agent this week who told me that I could definitely use my Turkish miles to book a flight on United, but he insisted that I had to contact United to do that and there was no way Turkish could do it. If you get that guy on your first call, just hang up and call again. Trust me.)."

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #228 on: November 24, 2020, 05:48:02 PM »
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #229 on: November 24, 2020, 07:43:04 PM »
I’m in shape, round is a shape…

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #231 on: January 22, 2021, 03:12:28 AM »
I have approx 115k Chase UR points, any DDF recommended brokers? tia

Edit: @Dan I would also like to have the lifetime copper elite badge please. tia

Edit: just looking for a/the DD approved buyer/advertiser? thanks in advance.
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #234 on: February 02, 2021, 09:00:16 PM »
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/jeff-bezos-will-step-amazon-ceo/#comment-1516572

ETA: There are a number of funny comments on this post. Dan seemed to be in a pre-Purim mood when he responded to some comments...

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #235 on: February 02, 2021, 09:17:21 PM »
https://www.dansdeals.com/shopping-deals/amazon/jeff-bezos-will-step-amazon-ceo/#comment-1516572

ETA: There are a number of funny comments on this post. Dan seemed to be in a pre-Purim mood when he responded to some comments...
Do we follow Beis Shammai or Beis Hillel?

The Chachomim only made an executive decision regarding Chanukah. Purim is still up for debate, so for now we do both.
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #236 on: February 23, 2021, 11:13:58 AM »

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #237 on: February 25, 2021, 12:45:11 AM »
I got my root canal done in Ukraine a few months ago for a whopping $12.

He did a pretty decent job too.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #238 on: February 25, 2021, 12:47:37 AM »

Since then I've had my appendix removed for $80 here, and my nose fixed for $60
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #239 on: February 25, 2021, 12:55:01 AM »
Since then I've had my appendix removed for $80 here, and my nose fixed for $60
Hi, welcome back, glad to see you're okay. Last time you posted was January 6, so I was getting worried...