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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #240 on: February 25, 2021, 01:26:48 AM »
Hi, welcome back, glad to see you're okay. Last time you posted was January 6, so I was getting worried...
Were you worried he is still in Haditch...

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #244 on: March 09, 2021, 12:53:17 PM »
Failing at maintaining Lurker status.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #250 on: March 24, 2021, 08:24:54 PM »
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #255 on: May 10, 2021, 05:01:25 PM »
after waiting 2 weeks

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #256 on: May 10, 2021, 05:10:53 PM »
after waiting 2 weeks
You sent a follow up email after 2 weeks and got that?
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #257 on: May 10, 2021, 05:24:45 PM »
You sent a follow up email after 2 weeks and got that?
It's an automatic reply, gets sent to everyone.

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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #258 on: May 10, 2021, 05:33:55 PM »
It's an automatic reply, gets sent to everyone.
I wonder if it's actually true.
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Re: Comments That Crack Me Up!
« Reply #259 on: May 10, 2021, 05:35:31 PM »
I wonder if it's actually true.
it's even more israeli to not be true