Author Topic: jokes for my bothers aufruf (Read 22460 times)

Bh101 · « **on:** August 06, 2011, 10:29:48 PM »

my brother is having his aufruf this week and i have to speak. i need help with jokes and a speech in general. all and any help would be appreciated. ( i really suk at speaking and making speeches) thanks!!!

henche · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2011, 10:43:26 PM »

At my brother's sheva brachos, I cited the gemara that says keitzad merakdim lifnei hakalla, beis shamai omrim, "kalla k'maves"
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elikay · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2011, 10:57:16 PM »

not again

henche · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2011, 11:14:27 PM »

yes again

Bh101 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2011, 11:18:25 PM »

where is the gemarah? i want to take a look at it

henche · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2011, 11:20:21 PM »

ketubos 16b bottom line

elikay · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:21:36 AM »

Quote from: henche on August 06, 2011, 11:14:27 PM

yes again

Danielz reincarnation

Quote from: danielz on February 06, 2011, 09:11:40 PM

The gemara in kesubos, 16b says "keitzad merakdim lifnei hakalla, beis shammai omrim, 'kalla k'muves'".
http://hebrewbooks.org/shas.aspx?mesechta=15&daf=16b&format=pdf last line.

henche · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:22:21 AM »

Or maybe I'm danielz's brother?

elikay · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:27:13 AM »

Definitely a possibility...

Bh101 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:37:54 AM »

anything else? im really desperate! jokes or just something interesting or good, whether or not it connects plz keep it coming

ganizzy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:40:21 AM »

why does the chosson break the glass under the chuppah - its the last time he will put his foot down

elikay · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:41:43 AM »

Quote from: Bh101 on August 07, 2011, 12:37:54 AM

anything else? im really desperate! jokes or just something interesting or good, whether or not it connects plz keep it coming

try the thread I linked to

Deal Guy · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:59:02 AM »

Quote from: elikay on August 07, 2011, 12:41:43 AM

try the thread I linked to

I think you WANTED to link to, but never made it.

henche · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2011, 02:08:01 AM »

Quote from: Deal Guy on August 07, 2011, 01:59:02 AM

I think you WANTED to link to, but never made it.

http://www.dansdeals.com/forums/index.php?topic=5432.msg59063#msg59063

elikay · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2011, 02:09:37 AM »

Quote from: Deal Guy on August 07, 2011, 01:59:02 AM

I think you WANTED to link to, but never made it.

if you would click on my quote from DanielZ you would see it

elikay · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2011, 02:10:30 AM »

Quote from: henche on August 07, 2011, 02:08:01 AM

http://www.dansdeals.com/forums/index.php?topic=5432.msg59063#msg59063

exactly what I linked, thanks.

Deal Guy · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2011, 02:16:51 AM »

Quote from: elikay on August 07, 2011, 02:09:37 AM

if you would click on my quote from DanielZ you would see it

Why are you

at me? I still don't see where you posted the link above. The link that you posted was for the daf gemara. I guess You wanted me to know to click on the line where it says Quote from Danielz.

henche · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2011, 02:17:55 AM »

Quote from: Deal Guy on August 07, 2011, 02:16:51 AM

Why are you at me? I still don't see where you posted the link above. The link that you posted was for the daf gemara!

He just doesn't know how to make this face:

elikay · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2011, 02:30:50 AM »

Quote from: Deal Guy on August 07, 2011, 02:16:51 AM

click on the line where it says Quote from Danielz.

Bh101 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:13:49 AM »

Quote from: elikay on August 07, 2011, 12:41:43 AM

try the thread I linked to

i did and no offense to the previous thread but i didnt see anything that was good, most of it was old MIL jokes