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jokes for my bothers aufruf
« on: August 06, 2011, 10:29:48 PM »
my brother is having his aufruf this week and i have to speak. i need help with jokes and a speech in general. all and any help would be appreciated. ( i really suk at speaking and making speeches) thanks!!!

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 10:43:26 PM »
At my brother's sheva brachos, I cited the gemara that says keitzad merakdim lifnei hakalla, beis shamai omrim, "kalla k'maves"
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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2011, 10:57:16 PM »
not again ::)

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2011, 11:14:27 PM »
yes again

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2011, 11:18:25 PM »
where is the gemarah? i want to take a look at it

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2011, 11:20:21 PM »
ketubos 16b bottom line

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2011, 12:21:36 AM »
yes again
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The gemara in kesubos, 16b says "keitzad merakdim lifnei hakalla, beis shammai omrim, 'kalla k'muves'".
http://hebrewbooks.org/shas.aspx?mesechta=15&daf=16b&format=pdf last line.

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2011, 12:22:21 AM »
Or maybe I'm danielz's brother?

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2011, 12:27:13 AM »
Definitely a possibility...

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2011, 12:37:54 AM »
anything else? im really desperate! jokes or just something interesting or good, whether or not it connects plz keep it coming 

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2011, 12:40:21 AM »
why does the chosson break the glass under the chuppah - its the last time he will put his foot down

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2011, 12:41:43 AM »
anything else? im really desperate! jokes or just something interesting or good, whether or not it connects plz keep it coming 
try the thread I linked to

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2011, 01:59:02 AM »
try the thread I linked to
I think you WANTED to link to, but never made it.

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Re: jokes for my bothers aufruf
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2011, 02:09:37 AM »
I think you WANTED to link to, but never made it.
 
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if you would click on my quote from DanielZ you would see it