jokes for my bothers aufruf

[Bh101]

my brother is having his aufruf this week and i have to speak. i need help with jokes and a speech in general. all and any help would be appreciated. ( i really suk at speaking and making speeches) thanks!!!

[henche]

At my brother's sheva brachos, I cited the gemara that says keitzad merakdim lifnei hakalla, beis shamai omrim, "kalla k'maves"
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[elikay]

not again

[henche]

yes again

[Bh101]

where is the gemarah? i want to take a look at it

[henche]

ketubos 16b bottom line

[elikay]

yes again

Danielz reincarnation

The gemara in kesubos, 16b says "keitzad merakdim lifnei hakalla, beis shammai omrim, 'kalla k'muves'".
http://hebrewbooks.org/shas.aspx?mesechta=15&daf=16b&format=pdf last line.

[henche]

Or maybe I'm danielz's brother?

[elikay]

Definitely a possibility...

[Bh101]

anything else? im really desperate! jokes or just something interesting or good, whether or not it connects plz keep it coming 

[ganizzy]

why does the chosson break the glass under the chuppah - its the last time he will put his foot down

[elikay]

anything else? im really desperate! jokes or just something interesting or good, whether or not it connects plz keep it coming 

try the thread I linked to

[Deal Guy]

try the thread I linked to

I think you WANTED to link to, but never made it.

[henche]

I think you WANTED to link to, but never made it.

http://www.dansdeals.com/forums/index.php?topic=5432.msg59063#msg59063

[elikay]

I think you WANTED to link to, but never made it.
 

if you would click on my quote from DanielZ you would see it