If you are a bochur - here's a way to start off...
I was at an aufruf once where one of the Chossons single friends pulled out a paper from his pocket (ostensibly his speech) and started reading:
Chaiky Rosen, 23 years old, 5 foot 3. Bnos Chava - ---- oops, wrong paper!!! (put it away and pull out real speech).
Was the story of the guy changing a tire ever said on here?
A guy was asked what type of girl he is looking for. He responded with the following story:
I was once driving down the highway when I noticed a car stopped in the shoulder with a flat tire and a woman looking like she needs help. I pulled over and she asked me to change her tire for her. Always willing to help I got to work jacking it up and putting in the spare. She told me to please try not to shake the car too or make noise while changing it because she doesn't want to wake up her husband who is sleeping in the passenger sheet.
THAT answered the guy - is the type of girl I want to marry!