Here's my version of "Go to He--" regarding this offer:
I can appreciate your interest in this offer and will be glad to review this for you further.
Upon review of the offer, it is based on solicitation only so regrettably, we are unable to extend the offer to you. I understand that this may be disappointing to you; however, you can expect to see various promotions throughout the year for which you may be eligible. Our intent is to provide offers that will appeal to various interests and different types of people.
We appreciate your understanding and look forward to assisting you in the future.