Which one of us gets arrested on arrival when they find the ecstasy in your checked bags?
I believe you're misunderstanding my proposition.
I have status with United which allows me to attach a companion to my PNR.
By doing so, companion will be allowed 3 70 lb bags +priority as long as we check in together.
Now companion has his luggage on his name and I have mine, on my name.
Once we board, you take my seat and I take yours.
Although some of you may think the price is steep.
If you were to upgrade your own ticket it would cost 30000 miles plus $600 copay and on this flight would only be waitlisted I'm offering a confirmed seat
For a little less.