Prime Day 2018 thoughts

[ludmila]

Likw R' Miller said: see a sign in the window for 50% off, here's an eitza tova, keep waking and save 100%

Good one

[Mikeoracle]

Yesterday had tons of clipped coupons for Prime members. You're saying they were all manufacturer sponsored? Maybe they're split?

I've seen products that we manufacture and sell to Amazon, that had coupons on them, that were not sponsored by us.

[srap]

I've seen products that we manufacture and sell to Amazon, that had coupons on them, that were not sponsored by us.

Nice, DP.  Thanks.

[Yehuda57]

Overheard in Cleveland
"Thanks for babysitting. Please wash your hands with this soap before and after you change a diaper. Make sure to use at least 8 pumps per hand.
"Please use one of each size diaper every time you change. Just so it doesn't leak, you know?" Also, please use 13 wipes at a time, just so nothing gets on to your hands.
"Oh, don't forget we change diapers every half hour whether it's dirty or not. Wouldn't want to risk a diaper rash, right?"

"Dan, did you pack Rafi's snacks for school tomorrow?"
"Yup. Added 200 wipes in case his hands get dirty. How many spare diapers does he need to take?"
"What? He's been trained for years?"
"OK, I'll pack a case just in case there's an accident. You can never be too safe."

DDS 2026:

"The winner will receive a target red card for nostalgia, and 72 cases of Babyganics diapers. I hope you came by truck."

[Something Fishy]

"The winner will receive a target red card for nostalgia, and 72 cases of Babyganics diapers. I hope you came by truck."

Don't forget the Frontier (formerly known as United) amenity kit.