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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2018, 12:46:46 AM »
He calls up Chase and just rants
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2018, 12:48:40 AM »
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2018, 12:49:43 AM »
Thank you

Hangs out with mayim choskowitz
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2018, 12:51:33 AM »
Quote from: mmgfarb on September 09, 2018, 12:33:46 AM
Anyone know? We're all gone and he's just here by himself, what could he possibly be doing the whole time?
LH erev RH...??
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He's a litvak, that can't be it.
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2018, 12:53:51 AM »
Has a sueda with Mispachas Moskowitz
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2018, 12:54:29 AM »
Prepares Amex' balance sheets and annual reports
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2018, 12:56:27 AM »
Cooks and eats the weeks crow, thankfully he'll have 2 days next week to get up to date
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2018, 12:57:59 AM »
He makes sure to carry while walking to shul.
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2018, 12:58:52 AM »
Acts as a shabbos goy, but pretends he doesn't catch the hints.
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2018, 01:07:13 AM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on September 09, 2018, 12:58:52 AM
Acts as a shabbos goy, but pretends he doesn't catch the hints.
Enough with the boich svaros already, what do you think this is?
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2018, 01:09:39 AM »
Fixes the world's problems one shabbos at a time
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2018, 01:14:47 AM »
Tries on attitudes for the week
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2018, 01:17:00 AM »
Reads and ignores whatsapps from @mmgfarb
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2018, 01:30:41 AM »
He definitely doesn’t get hat tips
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2018, 01:31:51 AM »
Becomes acting moderator on DDF and DDMS.
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2018, 03:28:36 AM »
Quote from: jj1000 on September 09, 2018, 12:57:59 AM
He makes sure to carry while walking to shul.
concealed?
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2018, 03:31:25 AM »
Gives ballet classes.
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2018, 03:40:32 AM »
Works for the TSA ORD.
Legend has it he's great at scribbling unnecessary circles on boarding passes.
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2018, 04:20:17 AM »
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Re: What does Chiam Moskowitz do on Shabbos?
« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2018, 12:41:15 AM »
I needed a shabbos guy on yom tov was definitely not @ChaimMoskowitz he was a very nice person but was wondering Sunday night you guys don't turn on lights? I asked him if he ever heard of rosh hashona, had no clue what I was talking about.
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