As promised, my news report.
Thursday morning, 2:45AM. Harav B., who was awake like any talmid chacham of his caliber, heard the sound of screeching metal followed by a huge crunch. His daughter, who was awake like any teenager her age, saw a large bus screech up the embankment across the street and crunch into an old stone hut formerly used to store garbage.
Eyewitnesses disagree about whether the driver was on the bus at the time of the actual crash. Either way, the MY forensic investigation has determined that the bus's brakes failed on the way down the hill to Sanhedria Murchevet, bumping twice off of walls and plowing right over pedestrian railings. It would seem that the driver steered the bus onto the sidewalk in an effort to stop the bus without brakes. Either he vacated his seat or the bus altogether, and no one was hurt by the incident except about six bushes that had previously resided along the street. The two walls it bounced off received purple hearts, but the stone hut appeared to be without a scratch.
Neither the driver nor the police responded to this article, mainly because no one asked them to.
Mevin Yavin, MYWN (Mevin Yavin World News), 4:09PM EYT
The former location of the pedestrian barriers
You can see the skid marks showing that the bus had steered to the right.
