Not going to fall for that. It will be like the Saudi consulate. 
ALOL. Please have mercy on me. I have a cold and laughing is painful.
Don't worry. I an not proposing having it during sukkos when the walls are up, but at a time when there a no walls, but plenty of posts. I will even allow you to install a video and audio surveillance system in advance.
However, in your honor I will try to have a sign prepared that will read:
مرحبا بكم حاييم موسكوفيتس