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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2018, 03:38:29 PM »
Everyone romaine calm. Lettuce pray.
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2018, 03:39:29 PM »
Everyone romaine calm. Lettuce pray.
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2018, 03:39:44 PM »
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2018, 03:46:08 PM »
Everyone romaine calm. Lettuce pray.
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2018, 04:00:28 PM »
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2018, 04:02:07 PM »
Not sure why you are all joking about something so serious.
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2018, 04:04:12 PM »
FYI
Bodek is grown in Canada.
Postive/ Kosher Gardens are greenhouse grown (no access to animal feces, which spreads E. Coli) in Mexico.

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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2018, 04:11:30 PM »
FYI
Bodek is grown in Canada.
Postive/ Kosher Gardens are greenhouse grown (no access to animal feces, which spreads E. Coli) in Mexico.
The Public Health Agency of Canada has identified 18 ill people infected with the same DNA fingerprint of E. coli O157:H7 bacteria in two Canadian provinces: Ontario and Quebec.
Epidemiologic evidence from the United States and Canada indicates that romaine lettuce is a likely source of the outbreak.
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2018, 04:30:41 PM »
This is why I don't eat salads
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2018, 04:45:39 PM »
This is why I don't eat salads
Do you eat chicken?
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2018, 05:19:03 PM »
Statments from Kosher companies saying their romaine lettuce is fine.

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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2018, 05:21:46 PM »
Big mistake to say safe to eat. Should have worded it like the first letter.
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2018, 05:26:25 PM »
Statments from Kosher companies saying their romaine lettuce is fine.
The Bodek letter sounds a lot less convincing.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2018, 05:27:54 PM »
The Bodek letter sounds a lot less convincing.
For a good reason.
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2018, 05:30:44 PM »
The Bodek letter sounds a lot less convincing.
..but they didn't put their neck in guillotine. When been eating the lettuce for the past week. We just threw the remainder out.
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2018, 05:31:54 PM »
..but they didn't put their neck in guillotine. When been eating the lettuce for the past week. We just threw the remainder out.
Stick with kosher you wont have any issues
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2018, 05:53:28 PM »
Stick with kosher you wont have any issues
#fakenews
https://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/food-poisoning/news/20180829/one-dead-in-kosher-chicken-salmonella-outbreak
If you want more reports let me know. You need to lay off the Kool-Aid.  :P
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
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Re: DO NOT EAT ANY ROMAINE LETTUCE!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2018, 08:49:21 PM »
Everyone romaine calm. Lettuce pray.
Stick to the corny joke thread and leaf this topic alone.