Standards for "SMOKING HOT!" Deals

[Amusch]

Am I the only one who opened this thread hoping for some amazing deal on a product called or manufactured by "Standards"?

[chff]

Wolf Blitzer with Breaking News

[S209]

Am I the only one who opened this thread hoping for some amazing deal on a product called or manufactured by "Standards"?

Ha!

[Dan]

In an alternate universe:
SMOKING HOT! Get A Free 4 Day Tesla Rental And $2.5K Of Manufactured Spend!
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/1-day-left-order-tesla-7500-federal-government-subsidy-try-one-4-day-free-return-policy/

[S209]

In an alternate universe:
SMOKING HOT! Get A Free 4 Day Tesla Rental And $2.5K Of Manufactured Spend!
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/1-day-left-order-tesla-7500-federal-government-subsidy-try-one-4-day-free-return-policy/

Now THAT's smoking hot

[as2]

In an alternate universe:
SMOKING HOT! Get A Free 4 Day Tesla Rental And $2.5K Of Manufactured Spend!
https://www.dansdeals.com/more/dans-commentary/1-day-left-order-tesla-7500-federal-government-subsidy-try-one-4-day-free-return-policy/

Lol. They don't return the deposit to original method of payment?

[Dan]

Now THAT's smoking hot

Plus buy with a new CC and get 80K Bonus Points!

[Dan]

Lol. They don't return the deposit to original method of payment?

Reports say check.

[as2]

Reports say check.

I wonder if it's actually worth the hassle. How much paperwork do I need to do before driving off the lot. Don't care about the MS, but would love the car for a few days.

[Dan]

I wonder if it's actually worth the hassle. How much paperwork do I need to do before driving off the lot. Don't care about the MS, but would love the car for a few days.

No paperwork at all. One signature.

[S209]

I wonder if it's actually worth the hassle. How much paperwork do I need to do before driving off the lot. Don't care about the MS, but would love the car for a few days.

If you damage the car, it doesn't work like a regular credit card covering your rental policy. More like you're out 46K. Although some believe this will be worth more than 50K before long so will hold its resale value.

[as2]

No paperwork at all. One signature.

wow.

If you damage the car, it doesn't work like a regular credit card covering your rental policy. More like you're out 46K. Although some believe this will be worth more than 50K before long so will hold its resale value.

That's what insurance is for. Also, not the end of the world if I have to buy a tesla😁

[S209]

wow.That's what insurance is for. Also, not the end of the world if I have to buy a tesla😁

Do you have a spare 46K? Because @Mordyk is looking for investors

[ChaimMoskowitz]

Do you have a spare 46K?

Who doesn't is a better question. 

[Dan]

So what does the IRS do if you take delivery on 12/31 for the 2018 expiring credit and return on 1/4?

[S209]

That's what insurance is for. Also, not the end of the world if I have to buy a tesla😁

Another point, insurance will cost a decent amount as well. I guess the MS will cover that, especially if you use CSP, CIP through Plastiq, or the like

[S209]

So what does the IRS do if you take delivery on 12/31 for the 2018 expiring credit and return on 1/4?

Hmm.. You can either make some serious cash or get serious jail time

[ChaimMoskowitz]

So what does the IRS do if you take delivery on 12/31 for the 2018 expiring credit and return on 1/4?

Nothing since you won't be telling them.

[yelped]

If you damage the car, it doesn't work like a regular credit card covering your rental policy. More like you're out 46K. Although some believe this will be worth more than 50K before long so will hold its resale value.

Does this hold true for any test drive from a dealer, or only in this case because it's yours and not a rental?

[as2]

Do you have a spare 46K? Because @Mordyk is looking for investors

Meh, I can make it happen

Who doesn't is a better question. 

Uh, people like this

I am on a fixed income.

Another point, insurance will cost a decent amount as well. I guess the MS will cover that, especially if you use CSP, CIP through Plastiq, or the like

Interesting point.