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Funny Amazon product rating
« on: June 18, 2014, 04:22:13 PM »
Take a look at the 1 star rating titled:
Not too happy with this launcher, caused injury.
By Roid Monster on December 20, 2013

http://www.amazon.com/CX-Blaster-Water-Balloon-Launcher/dp/B002JCE026/ref=sr_1_5?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1403122784&sr=1-5&keywords=water+balloon+slingshot

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Re: Funny Amazon product rating
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2020, 10:17:01 PM »
If you go to the "men's>undershirts" category on Amazon and you sort by Average Customer Review, the second highest rated item is "T-shirt Tzitzis" :D


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Re: Funny Amazon product rating
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Re: Funny Amazon product rating
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Re: Funny Amazon product rating
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2020, 11:00:09 PM »
Take a look at the 1 star rating titled:
Not too happy with this launcher, caused injury.
By Roid Monster on December 20, 2013

http://www.amazon.com/CX-Blaster-Water-Balloon-Launcher/dp/B002JCE026/ref=sr_1_5?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1403122784&sr=1-5&keywords=water+balloon+slingshot
from a quick glance some idiot put rocks in it and it backfired

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Re: Funny Amazon product rating
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2020, 03:45:05 AM »
You can Google [funniest amazon reviews].
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Re: Funny Amazon product rating
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2020, 07:59:19 AM »
https://www.amazon.com/Funny-Amazon-Reviews/dp/B072K6Z1WC/

Got this a while back. Itís comedians reading ridiculous reviews.
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Re: Funny Amazon product rating
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2020, 08:15:59 PM »
Cross-posting a few reviews that belong here.

https://www.amazon.com/review/R1KJZSHCOXYVBX/

Frumspeak: The First Dictionary of Yeshivish F First Edition

5.0 out of 5 stars Mamish a mechayeh. It has my haskama.
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The hakdoma, on the metzius of yeshivish, is tief, and the other shticklach at the haschala (including a translation of Hamlet's soliloquy) are peledik.
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Re: Funny Amazon product rating
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2020, 08:17:03 PM »
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R217G96925MQVX

Anker Wireless Charger, PowerWave Pad Qi-Certified 10W Max

1.0 out of 5 stars DONT TAKE THIS ON YOUR BOAT!!!
Reviewed in the United States on January 12, 2020
Color: BlackSize: 1 PackVerified Purchase
So I took this out on my boat last weekend and let me tell you I had a hell of a time. I stopped to grab a bite to eat on an island, so of course I used my new Anker, dropped her down into the water and went to eat. Of course just what I need, I came back and my boat was gone and my gosh darned Anker was just floating in the water. I swam to shore and hitchhiked back to my truck and went home, to receive a call from the coast guard!! They call me and tell me they have my freaking boat, impounded. So I show up and I have to pay a freaking fine to get my boat back!!! I tried to contact Anker about their terrible product but they didn't help me at all. So now I'm stuck with a floating Anker, a broken boat, and no will to ever hit the water again.
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Re: Funny Amazon product rating
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2020, 08:18:19 PM »
https://www.amazon.com/review/R3IMEYJFO6YWHD

Honeywell RTH9580WF Wi-Fi Smart Touchscreen Thermostat

5.0 out of 5 stars SHE TOOK THE HOUSE, THE DOG AND THE 401K¬Ä¶. BUT I STILL CONTROL THE THERMOSTAT.
Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2014
My former wife loves to take expensive vacations. We live in Ohio, which doesnít exactly have extravagant places to see unless you like to watch grass growing or interstate construction. While we make OK money, Iím convinced she felt the need to single handedly improve the US economy by taking elaborate vacations: Broadway shows in New York City, gambling in Las Vegas, Spaís in Arizona, sightseeing in San Francisco. The airlines know me so well they ask about my dog when I call to make reservations. His name is Fred.

In my attempt to try and save whatever I could so the princess could have her nice things I bought this Honeywell Wi-Fi enabled device so I could adjust the HVAC while we were away piling up massive amounts of debt on Mickey Mouse watches. I thought we could save a few bucks by keeping the temp cool in the winter and warm in the summer. The device was easy to install. I did not have the ďblueĒ connector so I had to re-purpose the green one - this required an adjustment to the actual HVAC unit in our home. There are plenty of videos on Youtube to demonstrate how to do this. Within an hour I was up and running.

The device works flawlessly. You can adjust the temp from anywhere you have a Wi-Fi or cellular signal. Little did I know that my ex had found someone that had a bit more money than I did and decided to make other travel plans. Those plans included her no longer being my wife and finding a new travel partner (Carl, a banker). She took the house, the dog and a good chunk of my 401k, but didnít mess with the wireless access point or the Wi-Fi enabled Honeywell thermostat.

Since this past Ohio winter has been so cold Iíve been messing with the temp while the new love birds are sleeping. Doesnít everyone want to wake up at 7 AM to a 40 degree house? When they are away on their weekend getaways, I crank the heat up to 80 degrees and back down to 40 before they arrive home. I can only imagine what their electricity bills might be. It makes me smile. I know this wonít last forever, but I canít help but smile every time I log in and see that it still works. I also canít wait for warmer weather when I can crank the heat up to 80 degrees while the love birds are sleeping. After all, who doesnít want to wake up to an 80 degree home in the middle of June?
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Re: Funny Amazon product rating
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2020, 08:34:16 PM »
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R19LCML15JES8E/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B076DGTZRD

CamelBak eddy Kids 12oz Water Bottle, 2-Pack

**EDIT 1/8/2020**

I changed my rating from 2 to 3 stars. Now that I've learned that you need to quickly fix the top if it's dropped so it won't lead, it's just fine. However, this is NOT something you want to take on a plane. They build up a lot of pressure during the flight. If it's open it'll slowly drip. If it's closed for say an hour or so and you open it, it will SHOOT OUT LIKE A CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. It will soak you, your kid, and the people in the rows around yours. They will get mad at you. Some will laugh. You will have to apologize and give everyone napkins.

Ask me how I know.

In summer, great water bottle for anything BUT airline travel.
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