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With so much happening on DDF, there are likely many gems that you missed because you weren't following that specific thread. Well I say, "no more!" If you come across a post that you feel deserves a wider audience, whether it was very informative, funny, or deserving of being highlighted for any other reason, post it here.

A few proposed rules:

1) You cannot submit your own posts.
2) Provide necessary context.
3) Quote properly and provide links. Don't say, "Yo, check out Dan's post about RC. It's friggin awesome."
4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
5) This thread is only for DDF. One liners, articles, pictures and videos etc. from outside DDF all have their own threads already.

List of a few of them:
"May your flights depart on time, your apps get auto-approved, and your MS never backfire." -MMGFARB
"Please only reply if you can actually answer the question and not litter the forum with useless Sarcastic banter." -Shnozolla
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You're the broken clock." -Baruch
"Sorry. Look at the bright side I just "bump"ed you" -NafNaf12
"I bribed the Guard $1 at the Anti-Corruption Unit to let me into the building - Just for the novelty." -Suave

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2015, 11:29:25 AM »
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57027.msg1305036#msg1305036


Hehehehe. A chassidish looking guy is asking the receptionist every single angle. "What if my brother has a platinum and I have an uber but my sister in law is in LGA". and "Will uber or Amex know if I try to use multiple codes? How can they stop me?"

Every non jew takes a card and says, "Wow, thanks for this!" and walks away.
Must be Chapshnell who just got to LGA.  ;D
It was you?!? That's so funny.
Can you come say hello at least? Lol
Nice DO @shlockdoc
Same. Nice to meet you. Im in the SUV now going into Manhattan.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2015, 11:36:08 AM »
You missed the "I hate you" part. Lol. This was funny

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2015, 11:58:35 AM »
You missed the "I hate you" part. Lol. This was funny

And the part where Chapshnell was in the bathroom so the DO almost didn't happen.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2015, 02:50:45 PM »
LOL

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2015, 09:43:31 AM »
In response to question if there is anyone famous on DDF, Aaaron (yes, 3 As) answers:

Then there's always this guy.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2015, 09:44:35 AM »
In response to question if there is anyone famous on DDF, Aaaron (yes, 3 As) answers:
The responses have got to be funniest of it all.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2015, 12:41:43 PM »
The responses have got to be funniest of it all.
I fell for it for a hot second.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #38 on: December 02, 2015, 01:28:09 PM »
I fell for it for a hot second.
Are you famous in real life?
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2015, 01:33:35 PM »
Are you famous in real life?

My mom thinks I'm special, so..

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2015, 01:33:41 PM »
I fell for it for a hot second.
I was thinking...I KNOW this guy doesn't know me. Maybe I am famous on the forums??
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2015, 02:00:42 PM »
My mom thinks I'm special, so..
So join the club :)
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Re: Best of DDF
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #43 on: December 16, 2015, 11:32:04 PM »
Oldie but goodie... Still my all-time favorite DDF anecdote.

Suave, in his Cambodia TR:

I bribed the Guard $1 at the Anti-Corruption Unit to let me into the building - Just for the novelty.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #44 on: December 17, 2015, 12:03:33 AM »
Oldie but goodie... Still my all-time favorite DDF anecdote.

Suave, in his Cambodia TR:
Thanks for that. Never saw that TR.
I'm not who you think I am.