I may be explaining it in my head how I'd make sense of it. OP can speak for himself.
I got a father-to-be card and a pack of twizzlers.
I received a Happy 1st fathers day card from my son (who happens to have incredibly neat handwriting ;-)) and a brookstone massage chair.
And very good taste!
Do I sense sarcasm?
Me? Sarcastic? Never! Nah, just kidding. Hey, I didn't get anything for Fathers' Day. (Maybe we should start DDfer day. After all some of us are "owed".)
:-( Sorry!Yup, my wife would definitely appreciate that!
FTFY I need some time.
FTFY
I got to take my daughter to the doctor.
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Time for the annual debate?
A trophy ceremony.