Alternative OP:
Hi Guys -- a client of mine wants to buy me a red Ferrari, but (i) I don't love the color red, and (ii) I have a Honda already, so not sure what I should do.
Oh, and I don't like cars that start with "F."
Gosh, I'm so torn guys, I don't know what to do with this free red Ferrari that's red, that starts with an F. Woe is me.