Reminds me of:I might be skitzafranik but at least we have each other.
Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Reminds me of:I might be a schizophrenic but at least we have each other.
FTFYI guess even spell check didn't know what to do with that one
Money talks... Mine says good bye!
Money can't buy happiness-but it sure helps!
Money can't buy happiness-but it can help you suffer in comfort!!
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
Hamas claiming their rockets are shooting down 90% of Israel's Iron Dome missiles
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=42493.msg867843#msg867843
You plagiarized it from me I made up the line 2 days ago
I am very sorry and not trying to be mean but that joke sucks.If the cat walks into a bar, then that's it, he walked into a bar. The only uncertainty is when he is hidden from being observed.