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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1095 on: June 28, 2015, 07:47:12 PM »
I tried to post a picture but it was to too big...

Upload here and post link.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1096 on: June 29, 2015, 07:04:43 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1097 on: June 30, 2015, 07:39:12 PM »
You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1098 on: June 30, 2015, 07:45:23 PM »
You know the cashiers at Target personally by first name
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1099 on: June 30, 2015, 08:19:15 PM »
Is that the USPS method?  Hehe
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1100 on: June 30, 2015, 08:34:42 PM »
You know the method? Can I PM you? I promise I won't tell anyone else. Not even my wife
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1101 on: July 02, 2015, 08:21:48 AM »
Your wife tells you "We need to go back to a hotel, we're out of shampoo"....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1102 on: July 02, 2015, 09:14:01 AM »
Your wife tells you "We need to go back to a hotel, we're out of shampoo"....

That's not a DDF'er,  that's a jew.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1103 on: July 02, 2015, 11:02:15 AM »

Especially @MarcoPolo  who was really patient!
I have to + 1,000 that. I have yet to personally meet Marco, but he's got to be one of the most Patient, and helpful people on DDF. Always willing to help, and teach others. Plus all the PM's. Thanks man.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1104 on: July 02, 2015, 11:41:19 AM »
I have to + 1,000 that. I have yet to personally meet Marco, but he's got to be one of the most Patient, and helpful people on DDF. Always willing to help, and teach others. Plus all the PM's. Thanks man.
+1  I have met him in person and he's a mentch, even if he kept me waiting because he was buying more GCs at the drug store. ;D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1105 on: July 02, 2015, 11:00:47 PM »
The dude is *too* nice
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1106 on: July 02, 2015, 11:08:01 PM »
If you saw the cover to this week's aim (ami jr) and thought of something fishy

I was out of town and missed that week's issue. What was it?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1107 on: July 03, 2015, 12:47:38 AM »
The dude is *too* nice

Marco, are you feeling the love here? Lol! Everyone seems to like you on DDF

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1108 on: July 03, 2015, 12:53:46 AM »
That's not a DDF'er,  that's a jew.
These two seemingly disparate things meet-all too often ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1109 on: July 03, 2015, 03:31:34 AM »
These two seemingly disparate things meet-all too often ;)
Perhaps they both just use their brains to make money/cover expenses/enjoy life in unconventional ways?

I know Jews who aren't DDFers who do that and I know DDFer who aren't Jewish who do that.