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Offline ryg

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amazon payments dead?
« on: April 01, 2014, 10:24:26 PM »
Dear PainCorp,

Amazon Payments is a service for person to person money transfers, and is not intended as a cash advance service, or as a service for earning credit card rewards. We have noticed over the last several months you have opened several accounts in order to bypass the $1,000 sending and receiving limits for your account. Due to this willful violation of our Terms of Service, our auditing department will be reviewing your accounts and sending you an invoice for any and all merchant fees that are deemed to have resulted due to this violation. At this point your accounts have been locked pending a formal review. We will contact you within 7-10 business days to share the results of our audit and to provide you with an invoice for the amount due.

Sincerely,

Jeff Bezos




 :) April Fools. You can breath again. Reblogged from ft

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Re: amazon payments dead?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 11:00:50 PM »
Lol! A good one!

To make a good one it has to not be totally ridiculous.

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Re: amazon payments dead?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 11:45:46 PM »
That would be amazingly funny if they charged you for merchant fees. LOL

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Re: amazon payments dead?
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2014, 01:54:28 AM »
You had me for a minute.... :)

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Re: amazon payments dead?
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2014, 03:26:27 AM »
You had me for a minute.... :)

+1, i still need to spend a bit this month ;)

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Re: amazon payments dead?
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2014, 07:07:06 AM »

You had me for a minute.... :)
until it was signed by Jeff bezos; that was a dead giveaway.