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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #620 on: March 18, 2024, 10:59:53 PM »
17 year old boy to his freind.
My parents bought me Air tag for purim, to track me.
Got too drunk last year.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #621 on: May 06, 2024, 02:46:46 AM »
Quote from: jj1000 on May 05, 2024, 07:16:14 PM
My son was so excited for the Schnitzel Challah!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #622 on: May 06, 2024, 02:48:20 AM »
It's raining in Yerushalayim today... Kind of rare for this time of year.
Was reminded of a few years back when we had a sudden downpour two days before Pesach. My then five-year-old announced, "Even HASHEM is doing sponja!"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #623 on: May 08, 2024, 08:53:12 PM »
4yo Daughter singing Dayeinu a few days ago.

Me: "thats such a nice song"

DD: "no its not, people are dying"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #624 on: May 12, 2024, 08:53:10 PM »
Almost 3y/o daughter

“I looked in the mirror, and I’m so so pretty”
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #625 on: May 13, 2024, 04:54:39 AM »
10YO (in pajamas, 7:50AM): "Totty, I'm not going to school today because I don't feel well."
Me: "You were silly last night and didn't go to sleep until eleven o'clock. Why would you expect to feel well this morning if you didn't get enough sleep last night?"
10YO: "Oh, so I'm not sick?"
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10YO (in school uniform, 8:05AM): "Bye, Totty!"
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