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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2014, 11:47:02 AM »
When I clicked on the link this popped up. I though it was funny
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2014, 04:01:22 PM »
I must say I'm pretty impressed with The Onion's reporting this time around...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/palestinians-starting-to-have-mixed-feelings-about,36497/

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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2014, 04:20:18 PM »
Was just about to post. Great!
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2014, 04:33:48 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/articles/palestinians-prepare-for-massive-ground-invasion,36495/

Wow, I can't believe how all out controversial they're being.

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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2014, 11:09:39 AM »
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2014, 02:05:23 AM »

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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2014, 02:54:03 AM »
Wrong thread?
Nope. This is for all humorous headlines
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
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